Eye Test

I went to an optometrist a few days ago for an eye test.

I was pretty confident. I’ve always had 20/20 vision.

They sat me down in front of an eye chart. You know the sort – it starts with a really big letter at the top and progressively gets smaller.

I quickly scanned down…

And realised I couldn’t get as far as I used to.

So I said in a huff: “What are you trying to do to me?! I’m dyslexic!”