I went to an optometrist a few days ago for an eye test.
I was pretty confident. I’ve always had 20/20 vision.
They sat me down in front of an eye chart. You know the sort – it starts with a really big letter at the top and progressively gets smaller.
I quickly scanned down…
And realised I couldn’t get as far as I used to.
So I said in a huff: “What are you trying to do to me?! I’m dyslexic!”